One Silly Kitty
Published by Figaro the Therapy Cat on Monday, February 25, 2008 at 8:43 AM
Deaw Vewonica,
My naim eez Figaro and aye am yor brothar. I have to knowe wy we do not get All We Can Eat Buffet at our hous. I love eeting! Plees advize.
-Figaro
Dear Figaro,
You are a silly kitty. I will explain the everything. It is the simple of explanations. When you eat too much food, you throw up! Even if you beg for the food and act like you are hungry, then Mamaw gives you food because she feels sorry for you. But you are not really hungry! Then you throw up on everything. This is bad for you. Throwing up is not fun, and it is not fun for us to clean up after you, either! So please don't beg for so much food, and just eat like a normal kitty.
Love,
Veronica
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dear veronica-
you are the smartest kitty i know so i want to ask you a question. why won't my mommy let me have tuna from a can all the time and everyday? i love to eat it because it tastes so delicious and it smells so good. the spring water from the can is also very yummy to drink. when she puts the can away, i get sad, meow for just a little more, and put on my sad face but mommy says too much won't be good for me. why? why? why?
i try to thank mommy for the tuna after i eat it so i give her kisses. i don't have lips like humans so i lick mommy's face with my tongue and she say my breath stinks. how can this be true?
BFF,
hello